*man doing sterotypical woman things*
T HE MeN OF TuBMLr e VERyb ODY
I just LOV E tHE M E N OF T U M B L R soMETIMEes
why r there so many cishet songs that are like “babe i dont care what they say about us being together” wow the heterosexual struggle
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
"… and Auntie Emilie…"
"… Auntie Joanna…"
"… Auntie Sara…"
"… and Auntie Jamie…"
"… Put this on Rapunzel and we’ll call her Auntie Jen."
"Oops don’t forget Auntie Lana!"
Awarding ceremony tonight! Wish us luck :D
you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
even if you’re lesbians???????
especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad
- Neal: We'll use this lighter to start a fire.
- Hook: You don't know what you're doing, lad. Give it here.
- Neal: No! It's my lighter. Find your own.
- Hook: You've had your turn, now give it to me!
- Neal: NO!