Quinn:Ok, I had a plastic surgery after being bullied for being ugly. I transferred schools and was written as a bitch because I'm pretty and pretty girls are bitches. I dated the quarterback, who's an idiot, and cheated on him with his best friends, who's also an idiot and I had sex with him, despite the fact that I didn't want to have sex before marriage and I was inebriated.
Quinn:And then I fell pregnant, was kicked out by my parents and later by my boyfriend. Then the baby daddy told me he could never be faithful to me but expected me to settle for him anyways.
Quinn:I gave up my baby and no one ever got to see how traumatized I was because of that until a year later when I dyed my hair pink, got an ugly tattoo and started smoking.
Quinn:And the entire time I keep saying I don't want a boyfriend, because I'd rather be independent, but I still somehow get involved in the most obnoxious love stories the world has ever seen. And I never seem to have a say in what happens to me.
Quinn:I'm used as a plot device for Will's failed marriage, for Finn's relationship to Rachel, for Puck's relationship to his father and for Lauren's insecurities about her looks.
Quinn:I'm publicly humiliated right before prom, although winning prom queen was everything I ever wanted.
Quinn:And then I get into Yale and finally am able to say goodbye to all the boy drama, but again it only serves as a plot device for Rachel's relationship to Finn and I'm hit by a truck just to delay the marriage.
Quinn:Of course my being in a wheelchair is not about me, either, because there's Joe who's new to life and needs to hook up with someone. Nevermind that he's a sophomore and I'm leaving to Yale in a few months. No, let's talk about his boner.
Quinn:And let's talk about how Artie feels about me being in a wheelchair. That's what people are interested in.
Quinn:And where the fuck is Shelby?
Quinn:Fuck this shit. I'm outta here.
Quinn:I hate this show. We're leaving.
Quinn:WE'RE LEAVING NOW!
Rachel:I believe I haven't told you how pretty you are in a while.
Wait, so Joe calls Quinn pretty and that immediatly makes them a possibility as a couple but when Rachel calls Quinn the "prettiest girl she's ever met but is a lot more than that" they're just friends....
you can store pokemon and items in computers in this universe
living animals, stored in computers
THEY PUT CRIMINALS INTO COMPUTER STORAGE
this would also show why it’s safe for fucking ten year olds to make cross country trips - no courts, no prisons… you just have police officers waiting for you to commit a crime and then BAM you’re stuck in a fucking floppy drive
I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it "followers"
Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just singing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,