If Quinn had a substantial part on Glee
Quinn: Ok, I had a plastic surgery after being bullied for being ugly. I transferred schools and was written as a bitch because I'm pretty and pretty girls are bitches. I dated the quarterback, who's an idiot, and cheated on him with his best friends, who's also an idiot and I had sex with him, despite the fact that I didn't want to have sex before marriage and I was inebriated.
Quinn: And then I fell pregnant, was kicked out by my parents and later by my boyfriend. Then the baby daddy told me he could never be faithful to me but expected me to settle for him anyways.
Quinn: I gave up my baby and no one ever got to see how traumatized I was because of that until a year later when I dyed my hair pink, got an ugly tattoo and started smoking.
Quinn: And the entire time I keep saying I don't want a boyfriend, because I'd rather be independent, but I still somehow get involved in the most obnoxious love stories the world has ever seen. And I never seem to have a say in what happens to me.
Quinn: I'm used as a plot device for Will's failed marriage, for Finn's relationship to Rachel, for Puck's relationship to his father and for Lauren's insecurities about her looks.
Quinn: I'm publicly humiliated right before prom, although winning prom queen was everything I ever wanted.
Quinn: And then I get into Yale and finally am able to say goodbye to all the boy drama, but again it only serves as a plot device for Rachel's relationship to Finn and I'm hit by a truck just to delay the marriage.
Quinn: Of course my being in a wheelchair is not about me, either, because there's Joe who's new to life and needs to hook up with someone. Nevermind that he's a sophomore and I'm leaving to Yale in a few months. No, let's talk about his boner.
Quinn: And let's talk about how Artie feels about me being in a wheelchair. That's what people are interested in.
Quinn: And where the fuck is Shelby?
Quinn: Fuck this shit. I'm outta here.
Rachel: Yes, Quinn?
Quinn: I hate this show. We're leaving.
Rachel: But Finn...
Quinn: WE'RE LEAVING NOW!
Rachel: I believe I haven't told you how pretty you are in a while.
Doing homework with your friend →
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Wait, so Joe calls Quinn pretty and that...
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If Quinn had had a substantial part in Cell Block...
Emma: So, what happened to Finn?
Quinn: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Emma: I feel like I've heard this before...
Quinn: Now, I'm sitting in my chair, outside my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over storms T-Rex Finn in a jealous rage.
Emma: Definitely heard this before...
Quinn: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Emma: There sure are a lot of pressed lemons in this school...
Quinn: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Emma: Let me guess he ran into-
Quinn: my knife.
Quinn: He ran into my knife ten times.
Santana: Great minds think alike, Miss P.
Emma: Is this a secret lesbian thing or...?
If Cell Block Tango had been in Season 2 over...
Emma: So, tell me what happened to Artie?
Santana: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Santana: Now, I'm standing in the hallway, at my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over rolls crippled Artie in a jealous rage.
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Santana: And then he rolled into my knife.
Santana: He rolled into my knife ten times.
Emma: I think I have a pamphlet for that.